Do you have any clones somewhere around the world? Has a crazed Professor Starklefritz created an autocthon in his secret Bermuda Triangle undersea lab, using you as the pattern? DON'T BE SO SURE!!! There may be copies of you out there somewhere! Or at least other people using your name. And they have the audacity to think it is YOU who is using their name in vain!
Enough of this blather. Here is what I found out when I tried to see if
there were any imposters out there. Omigosh! There are Doug Paulsons all over out there! If you look carefully
at the linked page you'll even learn about the
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